The float through the Bald Eagle preserve

So you're floating down a river looking at Bald Eagles and they make you wear all this protective gear. Back in my Montpelier days this much protective gear was known as "field sexy" - based upon the fact that decidedly different definitions of sexy exist based on certain situations. Here it should simply be known as "overkill". At its deepest point, the bottom of the river was 2 ft below us.